shit cat

whenever i scoop turds out of a litter box, i like to pretend that i am an archaeologist excavating precious dinosaur bones. and this cat can shit. it was kinda like this:



except i am not chinese and there was only one of me. there were so many "bones" in there, i wish i had a little brush to finely dust them off before placing them in plastic bags to date and then send to the Smithsonian.

anyways, you owe me one, izzy.



also, this:



good lawd. apparently "raptor jesus" is a thing ... am i, like, late on this one? either way, this has to be my new favorite thing on the internet.