Sunday, March 2, 2014
Waiter: Have you decided on your entrée?
Alannah: I'll have the black velvet, if you please?
Waiter: Fine choice. We serve that with a little boy's smile.
Alannah: Sounds great.
Waiter: And how would you like your black velvet prepared this evening?
Alannah: Slow ... Southern-style.
Waiter: Any additional sides with that?
Alannah: Hmmm. What do you think about the new religion?
Waiter: It's one of my personal favorites. It will surely bring you to your knees.
Alannah: Great, I'll do that, too. I heard it's excellent. My friends love this place!
Waiter: Well, we thank you for dining with us. I'll be right back with your Molasses Sunset.