stand up

i think i have more fun goofing off at my shows than i do being a serious performer.

here are some examples from my most recent show. check the youtube video for all appropriate credits.



i fucking hate how even though this is the smallest size, the video still gets cut off. the formatting on on here sucks. any advice as to how i can post a video on here without cutting the side off or making it teeny tiny?

kwame

i have a song called the price of fame that has a little kwame tribute at the end of it and i don't think most people notice it. it's a flip on the breakdown in ownlee eue.

(editor's note: the wiki page for kwame says that he ---> is a cousin of Vin Diesel, who danced in some of his early music videos.[4])

i just watched that video again and came across this. even though its a total bite of something Slick Rick would have done on this album, from the chorus to the singing of traditional tunes in the middle to the high-pitched adlibs in the background ... it's still rad and makes me want to rap over a beat like it, and do some silly raps ala kwame. like "give me a fat kiss ... tongue, that is" .....

i fell into

my rolling chair which bumped into my keyboard stand which caused a very expensive and heavy synthesizer to take a fuckin stage dive.



still works, tho.

might do me good to break it completely so the 5 people that actually listen to my music wouldn't have to hear the same sounds all the time.

the beautiful ones

maybe my cover version will be awesome.



but i doubt it.

here is a picture from what is (hopefully) going to be a new semi-regular thing for me.



i got some ladies behind me. i suppose some real ones would be better, but whatever. i don't think i can get Latoya Jackson on the phone.

shit cat

whenever i scoop turds out of a litter box, i like to pretend that i am an archaeologist excavating precious dinosaur bones. and this cat can shit. it was kinda like this:



except i am not chinese and there was only one of me. there were so many "bones" in there, i wish i had a little brush to finely dust them off before placing them in plastic bags to date and then send to the Smithsonian.

anyways, you owe me one, izzy.



also, this:



good lawd. apparently "raptor jesus" is a thing ... am i, like, late on this one? either way, this has to be my new favorite thing on the internet.

gooooooob.

last nite just kinda happened and today definitely happened. painfully. but i'm pretty sure its super awesome to have me rappin lil whyte in your ear very haphazardly while you drive my car. so my night was a success. then i ate 13 pounds of shell noodles with cream sauce.

my friend told me about this video and it is truly as nuts as he made it out to be. cripsin glover has cool hair but he's got a dumb wig on here.



and dammit, just look at this song title. i found this looking for the lil whyte video i linked ... how could i not share this? Three 6 is the best!!! unfortunately, at 2:42, project pat resorts a rhyme (of sorts) that could only have been pulled off by Too $hort or Gucci "i rhymed orange with insurance" Mane.

old ass picture

today i did it all by myself.

new subtitle video!!

from the La Cita Strobe EP.



directed by Robby Massey.

more label art

bzzzzzzz.



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aw man

me and jake were shooting the air guns again. jake hit me in the hand.



i put an ice cube on it and it peeled the last bit of skin off. there was a cool blood stain on it but it got all melty before i could take a picture.