plague pt. 2

i couldn't just leave it there.

plague

i am so sick of that deadmau5 dude and his dumb ass helmet and how linking up his website here made firefox crash. i only thought of him just now because of what happened and i wanted some kind of intro beyond "on my way out of whole foods today, i saw something weird." k, here we go.

on my way out of whole foods today, i saw something weird. well, not so much weird, though it became weird. it looked like there was a piece of leather hanging down from the hubcap on my back wheel. (the photo above is from later. when i saw it, it was facing down.) i debated just letting it ride but i wanted to make sure it wasn't, like, a piece of tire or some shit. ya know, "safety first" is like my middle names, duh. so i see that it is indeed a fuzzy lil piece of leather so i grab it and pull it and i strip off its outer layer, to reveal a shiny, pinkish red strip, at which point i actually think that maybe its some kind of plant, and that is, like, the stem or something, i'm just really confused. then i see the whiskers sticking out and i am all "omg, i just ripped skin off of some dead rodent and this is really gross, i am going to get the bubonic plague on my paper coffee cup and spread it to the world." i wipe my hands on a snotty tissue from my car and throw it on the ground, sorry litter-haters but i ain't puttin that shit BACK in my car to touch later, no weezy.

basically, a mouse got smashed all up in my hubcap, and i really have no idea how it could have happened. but his lil stripped bit of tail was still hanging out when i got home and you could totally see homeboy all smashed up in between the hubcap and the wheel.





i really like the lighting in that last photo. my hypothesis: mouse climbs up in between wheel and hubcap where there is room to chill. mouse kicks back like "aw yeah, this my new mouse crib, i'm just gonna post up here and nibble on this pizza crust." and then i get in the car and take off, and the centrifugal force of the spinning smashes homey to the outer edge. too many G forces for the dude. squish.

THE END

nice blog about the kid

last sunday was the Veelee 2nd Anniversary party with myself and Motor Skills. here is the link to a blog post that unfortunately reveals that i am a very nice guy, which pretty much fucks up my whole image. but it does delve deep into the "who the fuck is Juan Huevos?" mythos. (i am pretty obsessed with the word "mythos" right now.)

thanks for the kind words.

love song mix

so, i did a love song mix for valentine's day for the folks over at The Vinyl District and i realize it's a little late for that now, but you don't need to be celebrating a fake holiday to get down to it. you can read all my funny quips about the tracks here.

and you should definitely download this ma fucka.

teddy pendergrass is/was a diabolical genius.

my posse from the bronx

who let izzy hold my credit card?

this is what happens when you get drunk, freak out about your face, and order acne products under your cat's nickname.

i mean, technically it's my roommate's cat, but i make a pretty good step daddy.

NEW FREE DOWNLOAD

this track has been affectionately dubbed by (mostly) some female fans (none of whom knew each other) as "the suck my dick song", even though it has nothing to do with fellatio, and actually came about because of something that i did live with the original since it had no chorus. this was also the song that birthed the infamous "fuck mike dillon" night, but that's another story. anyway, i decided to let the fans speak, so here it is. produced by and starring myself. no hot oral action described within, but the 2 verses are precise mirrors of one another, and its kinda cool. freely downloadable, so bump it in your ride, mayne.

the suck my dick song by juan huevos