they done wrote about me.

i should be doing research for the "Black Andy Samberg" post i want to do ... i mean, i kinda already did some but i just can't find the the right pictures to use. but when i do ... oh boy.

anyways, i have a new interview thingy on the internet. even tho i don't really "butch" anymore and you guys are probably over the whole cancer thing, its a nice write-up, featuring not-so-typical type questions.



you can read it here. feel free to leave some comments on it so it looks like people actually give a fuck.

get beat up.

k?



they really did this.

branch

in this photo, director Ray Miller (center) sets up a shot featuring Eddie, the uncouth youth accused of several robberies in the immediate area, and Jacob, his mentor who is not without his own flaws. from the upcoming film Sunday Was Awesome Until I Made That Awful Vodka Thing In The Blender.

sunday

was a mess. but it started out good. i don't have any brunch pictures for you, jake has them all. maybe later.

we shot at each other with these.




there are pellets all over the house. i just remembered emptying a clip into the side of my car.

CH // BXL

i have homeys all over the world that i do cool music with.



here is a BRAND NEW SONG i did with subtitle on production/rap and citizen ledge from L.E.G. on the hook. i even got jake to say something on it!

PS you can check out another song with juan huevos, subtitle, and L.E.G. on this myspace page -----> *************

guest spot

me with Islands at Duke Coffeehouse on November 1st, 2009. i had just got back from Europe.



read about it here.

GRIP TAPES

me and hank started a record label.

this is the kind of graphic design i do.


i probably won't be allowed to use any of it.

movie nite/day

so in the last 24 hours (or amount of time close enough to that to just go ahead and say it) i watched 6 movies. i also ate 3 different kinds of take out. that averages to 2 movies per take out. not including the pile of breakfast i ate.


basically a zombie movie starring vampires as zombies. get these guys some fucking napkins.


oh no, i fell asleep! includes the Best Scene Ever Featuring a Semi-Attractive Blond Woman Using a Samurai Sword To Decapitate a Sewer Monster. look, it has this guy in it:

you don't know his name, but you recognize him, right? pretty sure this is the only movie he has ever been the leading man in. well, he probably played a creep in some Lifetime movie with Victoria Pricipal:



winner of the Best Ice T Cameo In a Non Hip Hop-Themed Movie featuring Ice T as "Hamilton" the weapons expert who survies only 5 minutes of the movie but dies upside down, hanging from the ceiling and spinning while simultaneously firing 2 machine guns. fortunately, David Arquette is murdered early on in the movie. unfortunately, we don't get to see it.


winner of Best Use Of The Word Fuck for such amazing Dennis Hopper lines as: "Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves!!" and "Here's to your fuck!" and "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!" i like this particular poster because there is no scene anywhere in the movie that resembles this picture.


starring Denzel Washington as Denzel Washington.


nominated for the Irony Award for the on-screen couple of Tichina "Pam" Arnold and Martin "Martin" Lawrence who were bitter enemies on the "Martin" television show and had to play husband and wife in this breathtaking film. what i would really like to know, tho, is if Tisha "Gina" Campbell and Martin ever patched things up?

my face itches

Jake's Cup

so my roommate has this plastic cup that i always end up drinking my coffee out of. the cup is kinda funny anyways since it has a tiger tail for a handle and is from the circus. but what cracks me up is the tiger that's on it. i am pretty sure he is supposed to look fierce n all, like he is about to take a piece out of your ass with a big paw swipe, but to me it looks like he got his hand up to his ear, ready to hear some crowd response as he is yelling "hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!" at the top of his lungs.



you know, like Hulk Hogan does it.