nice blog about the kid

last sunday was the Veelee 2nd Anniversary party with myself and Motor Skills. here is the link to a blog post that unfortunately reveals that i am a very nice guy, which pretty much fucks up my whole image. but it does delve deep into the "who the fuck is Juan Huevos?" mythos. (i am pretty obsessed with the word "mythos" right now.)

thanks for the kind words.

love song mix

so, i did a love song mix for valentine's day for the folks over at The Vinyl District and i realize it's a little late for that now, but you don't need to be celebrating a fake holiday to get down to it. you can read all my funny quips about the tracks here.

and you should definitely download this ma fucka.

teddy pendergrass is/was a diabolical genius.

my posse from the bronx

who let izzy hold my credit card?

this is what happens when you get drunk, freak out about your face, and order acne products under your cat's nickname.

i mean, technically it's my roommate's cat, but i make a pretty good step daddy.

NEW FREE DOWNLOAD

this track has been affectionately dubbed by (mostly) some female fans (none of whom knew each other) as "the suck my dick song", even though it has nothing to do with fellatio, and actually came about because of something that i did live with the original since it had no chorus. this was also the song that birthed the infamous "fuck mike dillon" night, but that's another story. anyway, i decided to let the fans speak, so here it is. produced by and starring myself. no hot oral action described within, but the 2 verses are precise mirrors of one another, and its kinda cool. freely downloadable, so bump it in your ride, mayne.

the suck my dick song by juan huevos